While tempting to write this paper at the last minute, an idea of what to actually write about hadn't struck me. Finally, after much time contemplating (or, rather watching movies), I decided that this paper should have the topic of no other than procrastination, a skill that every teenager going through third-quarter depression has mastered perfectly. I pride myself in being a grade A procrastinator. As people brag about being productive, I brag about how …showed first 75 words of 613 total…

…showed last 75 words of 613 total…from anything that you're doing. The creators of such devices should be looked upon as deities of procrastination. There you have it. The three most important rules of procrastination. If you follow these requirements, you too will be blessed with the relaxing skill of procrastination. Please pass this information on so the poor over-achievers will experience the sacred skill of delaying until the last minute--a skill that should be passed down from class to class.