For spring break a couple of years ago, lots of kids went to Cancun or some other wild place to do crazy, crazy things and to get really drunk. I went to Hawaii, to the tiny island of Lanai with my mom, dad and sister, and lay on the beach for six days. My daily schedule for that week would consist of waking up and ordering room service (paying $5 for a bagel) watching "Regis &…showed first 75 words of 993 total…

…showed last 75 words of 993 total…was itching my forehead. I know that this was pretty rude, but who approaches 18 year olds on vacation with their families and tries to hook them up with their daughter? By the time she got to our table and saw I was not going to stop itching my forehead anytime soon, she exited the bar, end of story. Luckily I did not cross paths with the mom or daughter for the remainder of the trip.