Controversial Topic Assignment. Why I Luv My SUV. Byline: Walter Kirn I feel bad for my black '97 Toyota Land Cruiser. All it ever wanted to do was serve me--by blasting through snowdrifts, fording flooded driveways and pulling my wife's VW out of ditches--and in all these chores, it has succeeded splendidly, yet certain people hate it. They hate its kind. They accuse my Toyota and its beefy brethren of being wasteful, anti-social, dangerous and …showed first 75 words of 1239 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1239 total…enemies, SUV drivers aren't just road hogs; they're also sociopaths who are overcompensating for deep-seated feelings of inferiority." This is just classic! He deserves a "Nobel Phrase Award" for the above quoted work of literary art. Although many of the authors statements may be taken as nothing more than egotism, the reality of his postulations can't be denied as truth; there are people out there who have nothing better to do than criticize inanimate machines.